PALM DESERTS AND GREEN VANDALS

The Stump has copped some flak about the Green Stump credentials over the past couple of years, primarily because the Stump would not jump in the great cess-pool of distorted facts that made up the “settled” science of Climate Change/Global Warming/Cooling. It has been fun watching as Public Opinion shifts with the sheer weight on bulldust hoisted on the long suffering taxpayers exposed as it always would be. The Stump cannot keep up with the sheer number of fraudulent claims uncovered everyday as more and more people awaken from their Jonestown like stupor.

The rabids that previously started frothing at the mouth at the merest suggestion that Climate Change was really just code for Global Scam and daring to question the rank gospel of green are vanishing faster than Bali Tiger. It is becoming almost impossible to find a loud mouth global climate wanker these days and backpedalling is to become a Olympic Medal Sport.

To the relief of the sane, the endless underfed minions of Gore have climbed back inside their mossy and rank soap boxes (organic soap of course) to ponder what could have been in a socialist green world with no people. While the "unassailable facts" from the book of Gore and the high church of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)are looking a very sickening colour of puke rather than green.

By the way, How is the 20m rise is sea levels going? It is now five years since the Gore Fanasty, name any lost islands yet?

As for the IPCC, The Stump did say two years ago it was just an exercise in money laundering and was branded the same as holocaust denier....Apologies not accepted.

"The chairman of the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), has used bogus claims that Himalayan glaciers were melting to win grants worth hundreds of thousands of pounds.

Rajendra Pachauri’s Energy and Resources Institute (TERI), based in New Delhi, was awarded up to £310,000 by the Carnegie Corporation of New York and the lion’s share of a £2.5m EU grant funded by European taxpayers…

The IPCC had warned that climate change was likely to melt most of the Himalayan glaciers by 2035 - an idea considered ludicrous by most glaciologists. Last week a humbled IPCC retracted that claim and corrected its report."

On the local front, Indonesian Government agencies famous the world over for their ability to spot a scam, came up with a stunner this week.

The Jakarta Globe reported:

The Indonesian Forestry Ministry is drafting a decree to include oil palm plantations in the forest sector to comply with international standards in mitigating climate change…“By definition, oil palm plantations will be defined as forest,…

Now a sane person would wonder why would you do that??..Perhaps because…

He(The Forestry Offical)said that "the UN only categorized trees with a certain height as forest trees, without identifying their species".


“It is to anticipate the implementation of the REDD scheme,”

This from a nation who had the nerve to accuse developed nations as pillaging the environment...WHAT A JOKE

But wait there's more from our forest friend!

"Reducing emissions from deforestation and degradation (REDD) allows forestry countries to receive financial benefits by stopping tree lopping.”

Well there it is…….WEEEEEEEEEE FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indonesia is telling the world those millions and millions of acres of environmental deserts called Palm Plantations that replaced some of the most ecological diverse forests in the history of planet are really “forests”.

Best of all those green driven idiots in the West will give them money under the REDD scheme to do so.

In one of the stupidest and most ignorant statements the Stump has read this year, The Indonesian Forest Ministery was reported as saying:


“The oil palm industry did not relate to deforestation.”

Say what!!!!! Have these morons never caught a plane over Sumatera or Kalimantan??? How do these people survive public opinion or more to the point where is the public opinion? Too busy chasing the next free pulsa perhaps.

More of this example of why Indonesia should not and cannot be taken seriously when it comes to the environment is here.

Global Warming Nazis

Let me be clear, I detest those amongst us who pollute and destroy the environment with no concern for anything else but their own pockets. Perfect examples of such human parasites are those companies responsible (yet again) for the fires in Sumatera.

Those burn offs are particularly obnoxious as they, in the main are set by companies clearing land for those ecological deserts that are palm oil plantations. A Palm Oil plantation provides little in the way of benefits to the local people with the exception of extremely low paying jobs with abysmal working conditions coupled with complete destruction of the natural environment. I challenge anyone to demonstrate where the local people are better off after the introduction of a Palm Oil plantation in their region. Of course, some absentee “business” owner gets obscenely rich (but then you would want a lot of money to compensate for being totally morally bankrupt).

Now I have got that off my chest, just because I am a supporter of the environment doesn’t mean I have to swallow “hook, line and sinker” the latest “chicken little” fad from the Green Nazi’s. More commonly known as The Great Global Warming Swindle, this Cult of Impending Disaster has a dogma that makes traditional religions look like veritable free for alls. Any challenge of the Cult's “facts” results in swift and complete retribution along the lines of a green fatwah or Catholic excommunication.

Like all cults, they do provide some grim amusement at times. Check out this response to a documentary that had the audacity to suggest the cult was not the one real church.

“Critics say the documentary damages the credibility of science because no scientist can make definitive claims about what will happen in the future.”

Huh? Excuse me, isn’t that exactly what the green cultists are saying. Bugger me they even have the ocean sea levels rising down to the millimeter.

"Anybody who tells you they know what is going to happen 20 years from now, 100 years from now, is not a good scientist,".

Best the spokesman tell the authors of the “Stern Report” there is about a 1000 of them who are doing exactly that!

Maybe the cultists are right, maybe be the religious fanatics are right but surely there is room for questions or as the man said

“(People are)being told that the theory of man-made global warming is proved beyond doubt - but they are being told a lie.”Which is a good point, I have always found it wise that when someone starts a sentence with “Honestly” or “Its beyond Doubt” it’s a good time to check your wallet.

Oh and by the way, for those that wish to reduce their carbon footprint, feel free to send me $600 and I will plant some trees to off set your guilt...Honestly.

Disclosure: The picture is from last year, I saved it because the government promised...Without a doubt they would fix the problem before this year's burn off season...Honestly....