Saturday, June 20, 2009

RUDD AND GILLARD DEAR LEADER SHOW

From time to to time, the Stump is asked when/if we will be returning to Australia. The answer is "not until she comes to her senses and tosses the current KRUDD AND JULIA DEAR LEADER SPIN SHOW into the bustbin of leftist trash where it belongs".

Check out the below, the sheer arrogance of these life long taxpayer leeches is amazing..One can only assume if the local school does not full down on their knees and pay homage to the dear leaders then they shall be starved of funds to teach them a lesson for their disloyalty?

Couple of points Dear Leader Gibblit..

1. It's not YOUR money, its taxpayer money!
2. You have forgotten to mention on your demanded signs that it will be paid for by debt racked up on the taxpayer to keep him busy for the next 30 years!
3. Since when do Australians have to honour a Deputy PM to have equal access to government funded programms, you arrogant bitch!
4. Remember you are just another taxpayer funded leech of limited ability and less looks.



CHECK OUT THE LATEST FROM DEAR LEADER NUMBER 2


"To receive funding under BER, there is a requirement to recognise and acknowledge the Commonwealth’s contribution. As a minimum, schools must adhere to the procedures and requirements set out in these Guidelines.

Recognition ceremonies: Schools receiving funding under the Primary Schools for the 21st Century and the Science and Language Centres for 21st Century Secondary Schools elements of BER must hold recognition ceremonies as part of their conditions of funding:

1. the Deputy Prime Minister must be invited to all opening ceremonies;

2. a convenient date for the ceremony for all parties should be chosen. Schools are required to choose three dates to allow greater flexibility for the Deputy Prime Minister or representative to attend;…

5. provide the Deputy Prime Minister with at least two months notice of any openings and public events relating to the projects;

6. hold an official opening or ceremony within three months of the completion of the project, unless otherwise agreed by the Deputy Prime Minister; and

7. make provision in the official proceedings for the Deputy Prime Minister or representative to speak.

Publicity: Schools should acknowledge the Commonwealth’s assistance in publicity issued by the school regarding its BER funded project such as newsletters, web sites, articles in the local media, school outdoor signs and any other form of advertising available to the school.

Plaques: Schools will be required to affix a plaque, to be supplied by the Commonwealth, to all completed projects. This includes, but is not limited to, new buildings and substantially refurbished buildings…

Schools will be required to affix a roadside sign, to be supplied by the Commonwealth, in front of the school for projects being funded under the Primary Schools for the 21st Century and Science and Language Centres for 21st Century Secondary Schools."

Not Possible...The Stump made it up..nope..check out the governement education website...

The Stump wonders how long it before it becomes mandatory to place KRUDD and GIBBLIT portraits in all commonwealth and business buildings in the vain, self-serving fashion seen so often in countries where homage and devotion is more important than the rights of the peasants.

On the plus side..ONE TERM WONDERS...Although it is going to take decades (again) to rectify the mess these morons have created.

5 comments:

Rob Baiton said...

I don't know stump. Tell us what you really think of the DPM. :D

oigal said...

Laugh...besides her only redeeming feature being earlobes that would make an elephant weep???

Of course, we could talk about the bald minister for plastic bags.. but too easy

GJ said...

WTF?????

Sheer arrogance, rubbish!! Finally someone who is doing something that will benefit the country, improve the schools, support the economy and above all enrich every Australian's life.

She absolutely has the right to increase the public's awareness of these landmark projects. All schools should be leaping gleefully into the air and shouting her praise.
I can't see a downside here, better schools, economic activity and the public blessed with such a visionary and proactive national leadership.
As for this is taxpayers money, come on..... we know that every bloody mug in the country would rather have the money spent on a huge piss up than education health etc etc,..
We would still have a massive debt and no services to show for it. Atleast this way we get improved educational infrastructure and sh*itload of bikepaths. Never before have we seen this well planned, targeted and foccused approach to improving our nation.

And don't get me started on that peanut Fielding, "no global warming" CR*P. We need to show world leadership here by agreeing to strict carbon reduction targets and forcing all the others to follow.

Let's hope for the ALP's return for many elections ahead.




Sorry, just playing with your branches Stumpy, Ha ha bet I had you there.

BTW have you seen my secondhand Mazda ute????

oigal said...

Hi GJ..

'Finally someone who is doing something that will benefit the country, improve the schools, support the economy and above all enrich every Australian's life"

Aaaw Give me a break..building toilet blocks is not enriching my life..particulary when paid for by running up 30 years worth of debt.

"She absolutely has the right to increase the public's awareness of these landmark projects"

No she doesn't we are not talking about a sign saying another commonwealth project, we are talking about honouring dear leader or no funds. Spare me the landmark..Snowy River is landmark toilet blocks are just that..

"Never before have we seen this well planned, targeted and foccused approach to improving our nation"

Your kidding right ..faster porn and toilet blocks?

"no global warming" CR*P. We need to show world leadership here by agreeing to strict carbon reduction targets and forcing all the others to follow."

Yea Australia gives away its one compartitive advantage..raw energy resources coz we know China, India and the rest of the world will say aww look at those aussies we should do what they are doing...suckers!

LOL.. TEE HEE.. A GOOD SPRAY DESERVES A RESPONSE EVEN IN JEST..SO WHERES THE UTE

Anonymous said...

The ute,..Hmmmmm.... well a mate who works in Finance is dealing with that one.


GJ