Monday, December 18, 2006

Gloating I am


I shouldn't gloat but...I as a confirmed Cricket Tragic, I can't help myself so...

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman,policeman,salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

As for the real news besides again pasting the English in the traditional manner expected, the best Headline from the WACA was:

Privilege to watch three musketeers put England to sword
"Only the most hard-hearted rejoiced at the disintegration of the elite of English cricket, but it was a privilege to witness batsmen of the calibre of Michael Hussey, Adam Gilchrist and Michael Clarke in full cry"

Gilchrist was in full cry too, 24 of six balls and the same poor "bowler" and 100 in 57 balls..

Oh well sometimes..life is good!!

5 comments:

patung said...

So why did they lose the Ashes the last time? I don't know, just curious.

treespotter said...

other sports, i can at least get some idea what it's on about reading it.

reading about cricket, i feel like a toddler.

oigal said...

Patung,

It was sonething to do with El Nino effect .. should never have had happened.. BTW..I know I am being obnoxious indulge me..

Treespotter..I told you it's something you have to work at..keeps the riff raff out of the members stands..laugh

Jakartass said...

Enough I cry. I don't understand cricket either you silly mid-off. And I cry enough witnessing my football team, my Addicktion, disintegrating.

Not all poms are masochists, you know.

oigal said...

Hey J,

The ozzies have won the ashes so enough, thanks all indulging me.

Call it a Colonial response if you will