Thursday, May 22, 2008


Wooo Hoooo...

The Stump has hit the big time.. its beaches, bears and bare bums from here on in..
Check out the beach I am retiring too. Its ok the barely tolerant and irrational need not get offended, its not an Indonesian Beach (see no Plastic Drink Bottles on the sand)

Because you are my loyal readers and I know you can keep a's a copy of my good fortune


Dear friend,
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am Dr Amudu Adams personal
Assistant to the Branch Manager of Bank Of Africa(BOA)Ouagadougou Burkina
Faso. I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual
benefits/life opportunity for you and me. The transaction is about seeking your consent to present
you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of the US$7.3 MILLION DOLLAR, ,(SEVEN MILLION,THREE HOUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS), and who is a customer to the bank where i work.

was involved in the December 25th 2003 class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1210155166_2" style="CURSOR: hand; BORDER-BOTTOM: #0066cc 1px
dashed">Benin plane crash, with his family during their vacation journey . The Fund
is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, the bank made a public notice that they are
ready to release this fund to any of his relatives abroad.

THEREFORE, by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL, top secret
should be maintained please!,because i am still in the active service i do not need any form of
implication especially now I'm in the verge of my retirement to endanger my career at last!.
Since we got the information about his death, we have been
expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless
some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking
guidelines and laws.

In that regard, i decided to seek your consent for this
prospective opportunity. Have it at the back of your mind, that the transaction does not involve
any RISK, and does not need much engagement from you, since i am familiar with this kind of
transaction being an insider.

Necessary modalities will be worked out to enable us
carry out the fund claim under a legitimate arrangement. I have resolved to offer you 30% of the
total fund, 10% for sundry expenses that may be incurred during the process of executing this
transaction and 60% percent for me.FOR SECURITY PURPOSE I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACTS ME IN MY
PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS =class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1210155166_3">color="#003399">

I will give you more
details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response,more clarification
information.Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are
not interested.

I'm waiting to hear from you soon.

look forward to your earliest response
Regards and

Dr Amudu Adams

Well Doctor Flog Guts.. I hope thousand emus raced into your backyard and kick ya dunny down..Although to be fair you are only a maggoty beginner when it comes to scams..We have the Indonesian Idol of Scams in this country looking after peoples welfare..Ya Brothers Grim and the mud pack kids..

BTW...Did anyone ever keep the address of the scam busters web site that Indocoup had before the forces of darkness overwhelmed him.


Rob Baiton said...

Nice point on the plastic bottles!

GJ said...

It's wonderful to see beach safety at its best, nice floaties!!!

toshi said...

whoa.. that's one risky pic u have there :D

pjbali said...

I can't remember which one Indcoup had but if you Google under "419 scams" there are a host of sites that explain the missing millions scam.

You need to find a new girl. Seen this one before.