Sunday, February 22, 2009


Hey All,

The Stump is pleased to announce an early retirement based on this email just received.



With respect to the above reference number, be informed for the last time that i want to list you as a beneficiary to a total sum of US$12,500.000 (Twelve Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in the codicil and last testament of a deceased client.(Name now withheld since we have sent several letters to you).

We are contacting you based on the fact that you bear the same last name identity with the deceased.

Legally you are qualified to receive these funds as the beneficiary with your surname identity. All the legal papers will be processed to facilitate the release of this money to you in line with our bank inheritance policies.

In your acceptance of claim of this money, we require you to send to us immediately, your full names as they are in your international passport, your current mobile telephone number, your fax number (must be a confidential fax) and your contact address to enable us file necessary documents at any probate court for the release of this money.

Kindly contact me so we can get this deal started and concluded immediately.

As soon as we get your details, we will turn update you with your claim proceedings.

Yours Faithfully,
Ronald Morris.

Note: This message is strictly for the addressed email bearer. if you have received in error kindly delete immediately and dis regard.We thank you for your cooperation.

Bit of a concern with 12 million at stake, Ronald needss to put the little reader in error note on the bottom but hey. Of course can't go just yet General OOMMACHILD BUGGERER'S daughter is sending me 10 Million to help her get her funds out of Nigera as well.. ah tis a wonderful world

1 comment:

schmerly said...

You've just gotta go for that Oigal, I mean bein' rich n'all.

But I had a far better deal from a Nigerian Ambassador!!