DWARF TOSSING - A POLITICAL MOVEMENT

The evil litle troll from Iran has struck again and in the process confirmed the urgent need for a revamp of the United Nations as a forum for commonsense. What complete lack of intelligence would lead anyone to allow Iran and in particular the tiny tyrant tick to be a keynote speaker on the topic that goes to the very heart of human rights.

Iran's Joke President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad used his keynote speech at the UN anti-racism summit in Geneva to launch yet another inane and factually incorrect (Did the Stump say factually incorrect, the troll would not recognise a fact if one snuck up behind him and bent him over like a goat at a Iranian Bachelor Party) ranting tirade against all things Western and Israel in particular.

Although the Stump has to admit that President Obamamania is growing on us (if only to watch the left squirm as their great black messiah turns out to have feet of republician), The Stump still thinks the best idea to come out of the Amercian Presidential Debates was that all reasonable nations and democracies should walk out of the United Nations and create a "League of Democracies"

It would be amusing to watch the troll and his ilk spreeing forth their bile upon themselves for a change in the decaying, bankrupt pile of hatred the UN has become in pandering to pissant petty tyrants. Meanwhile the saner nations of the world could get on with making life better for the rest of us. Far to much time and tolerance is spent on people (?) who wish the rest of us nothing but ill will.

Of course our own President SBY has never been real selective in choosing who he hangs out with, does he have a thing for Dwarfs?



In closing all the stump can say is..."What-ever happened to the sport of dwarf tossing!!... Now that would have been funny watching the western delagates trot down the podium and garb the little toad...and.."

UN - Funny name for a whore

“Pissing into the sea” is one of those colourful phrases usually reserved for an endeavour that is a complete waste of time or fruitless. Certainly a phrase that could be used for any reform process in that monstrous waste of taxpayer money and time commonly known as the United Nations.

Of course, you will hear the morons of the world parroting “oh it was not sanctioned by the UN or the international community thinks” What reasonable person gives a bucket of dingo droppings for what the UN thinks?

Let’s review the status of the of the filthy old whore at the moment.

The old UN Commission on Human Rights was dismantled in June last year in a flurry of much demanded reforms (and after acknowledging the UNCHR was an obscene travesty.

The replacement the UN Human Rights Council, sounds good so far with such leading luminaries of Human Rights such as Egypt, Saudi Arabia, China, Cuba, Angola, Azerbaijan… (Are you puking yet?)

Perhaps that’s not fair, I mean they have already made nine resolutions criticising human rights abuses, so they are obviously on the job.

The resolutions, The slaughter of African Muslims in Dafur (Remind anyone of a book ..some are more equal than others?)…nope … Harassment of opposition parties in Zimbabwe..nope… China…Nope…Russia…nope or dare I say even Indonesia’s somewhat patchy record…nope. How about a resolution on Saudi Arabia were women are banned from even driving a car!...nope

All nine resolutions are directed at Israel, including one accusing Israel of transgressing women’s rights…Now I am no great fan of Israel but give me a break…what a bunch on International Wankers!

Some other pearlers

UN Committee on Information: China and Kazakhstan

The UN Commission on Sustainable Development: Chairman Zimbabwe

World Food Program executive board: Sudan and Zimbabwe

UN’s Disarmament Commission: Iran was just elected as vice-chairman,

The UN International Labour Organisation Governing Body (the one lots of union officials and the left wing loons like to appeal to): wait for it … Saudi Arabia (Ask any returning Indonesian Worker how well they are treated in SA).

Perhaps insensitive to mention another country who is on the Human Rights Council but has yet to solved the murder of a HR activist on its national carrier, or bring anyone to account for over a 1000 deaths in 1998 (although it does seem to help your promotion opportunities?). Anyway that would be insensitive so I won’t mention that.

It’s all a joke and not a very nice one. It is well past time that the more rational nations of the world dumped the UN, this dodgy old street whore, with nary a moral fibre left in her stinking, pus ridden body.

Ignore the catcalls and whines of the world slime pits and create a new organisation that actually stands for something. First rule of entry, if you ain’t democracy don’t bother knocking. If you cannot guarantee your own citizens safety and basic human rights…ditto.

As for the rest of you, hey none asked you to join, fill ya boots on someone else’s dollar.

Acknowledgement: A lot of the idea for this and even some direct pinches are from a bloke by the name of James Allan (Professor of Law). Thanks James

From Breadbasket to basketcase

After having seen their work up close, I am not a big fan of the United Nations . With some very notable personal exceptions, at best the UN could reasonably be called inept, corrupt and nothing more than a talkfest (and I do excise WHO from this assessment, which has done some remarkable things for humanity over the years).

However the UN does provide grim amusement (?) from time to time. The latest in grim insanity is ZIMBABWE has been elected to head a key UN environmental commission. Despite ruining its economy and being under sanctions for human rights abuses, Zimbabwe was elected by a 26-21 vote and will replace Qatar as the head of the UN Commission on Sustainable Development.

Sustainable development???????? An inflation rate of 2200% unable to meet more than 50% of its food needs for the coming year and an 80% poverty rate from a country than was once renown as Africa's bread basket. What the hell is going on in the UN, I can only assume WHO is trialing new drugs within the UN.

Sheesh next thing you know.. they will be appointing countries who cannot guarantee human rights activists will not be murdered on their National Carrier to the human rights commission.

The more it goes on the more, the more stump thinks perhaps its time for a new Organisation with entry requirements based more on actions rather than political correctness. For those that don't like it .., those who cannot get entry, those who suddenly find the money trough has dried up, ...stiff..get your act together or complain to the UN, the stump is sure they will write a very mean letter to someone.

Later in the week, the stump will keep with the insanity theme and discuss the latest howlers from temple of stupid, the Indonesian Nuclear Support Agency (ok..I forget the actual name ..how about "the office of shallow thought"). However as taste, check this out for a quote gushing from the office of shallow thought in support of a Indonesian Nuclear Power Industry.

“Many Asian countries frequently affected by earthquakes such as Japan and Korea had long been developing their own nuclear power plants. "

Gee there is so much wrong with that sentence its scary! Perhaps we should also compare Japan and Korea's air, rail and sea transport industry as well just to see how far we need to go before we start playing with things that kill people for thousands of years. Still more later..