Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Viagra and Trolls


I think I have been violated!!!!! I was out troll hunting last night and what should I come across not one but two links to www.greenstumpff.com and www.greenstumps.com... Hmpf!! Cannot access the sites yet, so not sure who or what they are! Never-the-less Rex the cyber-ferret is on the job, he has also done a good job tracking a couple of annoying spam trolls.

I feel so used..grin... These are probably the same mongrels who let the cat out of the bag that I have "may" (personally I dispute that, but then I would wouldn't I) have small penis. This piece of evil gossip prompts all and sundry to send me email telling me how I can add 4 inches in just 4 days (now thats gotta hurt, what do you do tie a brick to it) or better yet a flood of emails like this...

"Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIAzLIS would help you to make BETTER SE X MORE OFTEN! and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.
Just disolve half a pil under your tongue and get ready for action in 15 minutes."

Now why would I buy Cialis (?) via the internet anyway. Even if I did want/need/desire the said drug, it is available along with Viagra over the counter at all Apotiks in Indonesia (Pharmacy/Chemist)anyway.

Now before all you cynics launch and say "how do you know that?"

I am innocent (in most things anyway). Last time I had the flu, I popped into the said Apotik bought some cough syrup. Sure enough, along will the usual hard sell of the various vitamins, the beautiful young thing asked "Would you like some Viagra with that?"

HUH?? Viagra with a purchase of cough syrup???..hmmm still puzzling the connection and its not a nice mental picture.

Still it is nice to get away from the Doctor Mafia who get a cut on every scrip they write.

Thus ends todays post, a mixed grill of penises (or is it penii) trolls, viagra and spam..

BTW I can do you a good deal on the jacket pictured, I am thinking on teaming up with Indcoup's special Tiara tshirt on this (now there is a connection!!!)

I'll do the jacket and he can supply the Indcoup special
Tiara Lestari T-shirt. ...(ok, ok I can't find the exact post but you get the idea)

6 comments:

treespotter said...

meybe you look like you need one. or at least sound like you need one. afterall, beautiful young thing could be rather demanding.

would you need my help?
*troll patrol that is, not adding inches*

IndCoup said...

hahah!

on a tangent a bit, check out this:

http://indcoup.blogspot.com/2005/11/racism-in-indonesia.html

oigal said...

T/s

I would like to think I need one, but look like I need one...I have tried to reduce the public drooling..can be difficult here sometimes..

mmm demanding..are you saying I couldn't keep..cheeky young whelp!!

Trolls..naagh ..Its scary but I think I am getting too bland to interest them these days..perhaps time for a "fishing" post..

Adding inches...nagh again..pass

oigal said...

Indcoup..

good to see you back...I was looking for your tshirt post..where the hell is that??

As for the racism..it (?) amuses me that Indonesians often accuse others of racism..True story ..whilst studying (sort of) at a Indonesian University (NC)I was stating with an Indonesian family..one night the whole family held a meeting ..with me as the guest of honour..it was explained to me in the most round about and polite way..it was not the done thing for one of the other girl students to come to the house and help me study..why..morals..no...what..
Eer she is too black..fizzy hair not correct status for you and us...

Simply stunned...

So you see even that crap Pribumi does not cut it!!

treespotter said...

are you guys trying to set me up for something here?

oigal said...

T/S

yep re-read my first post...