As regular readers would know, the Stump got suckered into comment infancy over the past few days. Well, one should learn from ones mistakes and I was lucky enough to stumble across a valuable personal internet assesment "HOW MANY FIVE YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE ON IN A FIGHT" (Laugh..who the hell thinks this crap up?). My results are below, which means I have room for 22 more.
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If you want to see how you would go..try ..here
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That site has got some other fun / stupid stuff on it besides the how many 5 year olds can you take on in a fight...
Just did the how much is your dead body worth and scored a whopping 4765 dollars (guessing USD)...
mmm... We need a hobby Rob...too much time on our hands..(33..did you go the knuckle?)
Alas I am slightly older than a five.
Silver lines...which means I am gunna get a whacking right?
Silver lines...which means I am gunna get a whacking right?
Sh*t,
Can't believe that I just wasted some of my holiday on this, only to find out 26 little ankle biters could overrun me and exact my last breath.
You guys must be morally bankrupt or some super fit gym junkies, or tell big porkie pies!!!!!! 33 really, using 5yo's for weapons.
Cheers GJ
Yea .. i think rob is using his teeth and elbows
Precisely.
A whack is, to say the least.
That could also mean, I won't be queueing with the other 27 in the room to take on a fight with you.
Silverlines..
I probably deserve it anyway..a whacking that is..Well you would win..Girls always win...its a nature thing...even when we guys think we have won we lose..grin
Hey, ankle biters or not, all's fair in love or war (or at least I heard that somewhere)...
Maybe, I stretched the truth on my athletic abilities and I think I checked the all out box instead of the box about just doing enough to fend the little blighters off!
Definitely need a hobby!
It was one of those "I am sure I have something else more important to do" moments, but then I found myself having a little chuckle thinking there are other people out there with better things to do as well and they are making up these time wasters!
But as much as being comfortable in the knowledge that I have a fighting chance against a hoard of young 'uns and more importantly I now know my dead body is worth about 5K...
yes, girls always win. trust me, i'm a girl, i know best.
Rima..True words..just a shame it takes us guys so long to realise it.
Indeed ;-)
Even when it is ovious that we girls won't win the 'battle', the guys would act gracefully and let her win, wouldn't they?
If they're to be considered elegant, that is.
PS: I don't and won't whack. I was referring to not queueing for fighting with you, being slightly older than 5.
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