Saturday, March 22, 2008

SELF DEFENCE

As regular readers would know, the Stump got suckered into comment infancy over the past few days. Well, one should learn from ones mistakes and I was lucky enough to stumble across a valuable personal internet assesment "HOW MANY FIVE YEAR OLDS COULD YOU TAKE ON IN A FIGHT" (Laugh..who the hell thinks this crap up?). My results are below, which means I have room for 22 more.

28



If you want to see how you would go..try ..here

14 comments:

Rob Baiton said...

33

Rob Baiton said...

That site has got some other fun / stupid stuff on it besides the how many 5 year olds can you take on in a fight...

Just did the how much is your dead body worth and scored a whopping 4765 dollars (guessing USD)...

oigal said...

mmm... We need a hobby Rob...too much time on our hands..(33..did you go the knuckle?)

Silverlines said...

Alas I am slightly older than a five.

oigal said...

Silver lines...which means I am gunna get a whacking right?

oigal said...

Silver lines...which means I am gunna get a whacking right?

Anonymous said...

Sh*t,

Can't believe that I just wasted some of my holiday on this, only to find out 26 little ankle biters could overrun me and exact my last breath.
You guys must be morally bankrupt or some super fit gym junkies, or tell big porkie pies!!!!!! 33 really, using 5yo's for weapons.

Cheers GJ

oigal said...

Yea .. i think rob is using his teeth and elbows

Silverlines said...

Precisely.
A whack is, to say the least.

That could also mean, I won't be queueing with the other 27 in the room to take on a fight with you.

oigal said...

Silverlines..

I probably deserve it anyway..a whacking that is..Well you would win..Girls always win...its a nature thing...even when we guys think we have won we lose..grin

Rob Baiton said...

Hey, ankle biters or not, all's fair in love or war (or at least I heard that somewhere)...

Maybe, I stretched the truth on my athletic abilities and I think I checked the all out box instead of the box about just doing enough to fend the little blighters off!

Definitely need a hobby!

It was one of those "I am sure I have something else more important to do" moments, but then I found myself having a little chuckle thinking there are other people out there with better things to do as well and they are making up these time wasters!

But as much as being comfortable in the knowledge that I have a fighting chance against a hoard of young 'uns and more importantly I now know my dead body is worth about 5K...

rimafauzi said...

yes, girls always win. trust me, i'm a girl, i know best.

oigal said...

Rima..True words..just a shame it takes us guys so long to realise it.

Silverlines said...

Indeed ;-)
Even when it is ovious that we girls won't win the 'battle', the guys would act gracefully and let her win, wouldn't they?
If they're to be considered elegant, that is.

PS: I don't and won't whack. I was referring to not queueing for fighting with you, being slightly older than 5.